| It used to be
easy as pie to get cheap food in Las Vegas, even pie. The
casinos were desperate to get you in, and they happily lost
a few bucks on dinner hoping you'd be so full and happy
you'd be willing to gamble away your savings. It's not so
easy getting free grub anymore. The cheap eats are fewer
and farther in between these days, but these tips will keep
you and your wallet stuffed full.
The buffets in town are the most
obvious place to start, but don't limit yourself. There
are plenty of other options that don't include slimy scrambled
eggs and corn beef hash unfit for dogs.
BUFFETS
Arizona Charlies
Decatur and Boulder
Highway
- Both are cheap buffets, among the lowest prices in town,
but trust us when we say you get what you pay for here.
If all you want are some eggs and chewy bacon, it's probably
a fair deal.
Boulder,
Palace,
Sunset and Texas Stations - A general rule that
works is that any casino ending in Station will have a decent
buffet. Most are away from the heavy action of the Strip
and downtown, though. These are big buffets with some okay
food. It's a good place for dinner, considering the price,
but steer clear of their "special" nights where
they jerk the price up and serve steak or seafood. The added
food usually isn't worth the price hike.
Fiesta
Rancho - One of the darn cheapest buffet in town.
It's lots of meat and potatos, but a deal.
Gold Coast
- Very simple, meat and potatoes fare for a cheap price.
the lunch buffet is under $10. Is it good? Well, it's not
bad and it's filling.
Green
Valley and Red Rock - These two joints are
a notch up from the other Station casinos, but have the
same owner, and primarily serve the locals. The buffets
cost a couple bucks more, but man, oh, man are they good.
These are among the ten best in Vegas, but with prices well
below the fancypants Strip joints.
Main Street Station
- Okay, so it's not the cheapest buffet, but it's good enough
to prevent us from finding anything snarky to say. The grub
tastes like a million bucks, but the weekend champagne brunch
costs about $10 and dinner rings in under $15 usually (except
for the fancy-pants seafood). If you go, sneak out some
ice cream for us. We'll tell you where to send it.
Orleans
- A good buffet for the price. This one is a mile off the
Strip, but definitely worth seeking out for dinner, where
you can chow down for under $15 most nights, and that usually
includes crawdads for you headsuckers. The desserts are,
unfortunately, mediocre. No pie there is worth sneaking
out in your pants. Trust us on this one, we ruined some
perfectly good corduroys.
Sahara
- It's not a good buffet, but for dinner it's the cheapest
on the Strip. Heck, it's one of the cheapest in town at
dinnertime. Don't get suckered into the "champagne
brunch" on weekend days. Just wait until after 4 p.m.
and pay well under $10 for all you can eat.
Terrible's
- The owners must have been thinking of this cheap buffet
when they thought up the joint's name. Skip it, even though
it's cheap.
Deli Food
The following casinos offer
decent deals in their delis. Again, eating these meals is
a "caveat emptor" experience. Keep your litigious
notions to yourself.
Deli at Golden Gate -
Try a satisfying sandwich for about five or six bucks or
a complete breakfast (weekdays only) for cheap. Other items
on the menu cost a bit more, but are a good value. In the
Bay City Diner, there are cheap dinner specials like spaghetti
and meatballs and chicken. The formerly-cheap shrimp cocktail
is now not cheap, unless you have a slot card here. Then
it's still 99 cents.
Gold Spike
- The 24-hour restaurant which closes once a year
for an hour of cleaning is one of the cheapest places to
get food anywhere in the world. The prices and ambience
will convince you you're in the Third World. Complete ham
or roast beef dinners are about $5. Everything on this menu
is budget priced. Full (sort of gross) breakfasts on paper
plates are a couple bucks.
Slots-a-Fun - Load
up on cheap hot dogs, lousy pizza and cheap beer. They have
it all here, and the price is right.
Sit Down
Want to ask your girlfriend
to marry you, but wasted too much money at the craps table
to afford a fancy ring... or a nice dinner? Try some of
these spots. Nothing says romance better than a cheap meal.
Look, when we say sit-down, we really mean coffee shop,
not gourmet room.
Also, there are a ton of great
graveyard deals in Vegas. This list ain't of those. It's
of great deals you can get at normal times, which are harder
to come by. The Graveyard deals are in the next section.
Arizona Charlie's Decatur
and Boulder
Highway - Unlike most places in town, which offer
only late-night specials, the Sourdough Cafe will give you
a plate of steak and eggs 24 hours a day for $3.29. During
graveyard, they have a better steak (meaning it comes from
a part of the cow you won't be ashamed to eat) for a bit
more. This is midnight to 7 a.m., and includes a salad,
potato and vegetable.
Binion's
- The prime rib dinner is a bit pricey at just under ten
bucks, but fat ain't free you know. Up until 11 at night,
they also have a steak and lobster dinner for $12. The steak
is tough, the lobster sort of small, but it is steak and
lobster! There's a two-for-one for it in the American Casino
Guide, too.
California
- The coffee shop has a prime rib dinner with all the trimmings,
including dessert of Cherries Jubilee (oo la la) for under
$10. Take the folks on their annversary! We did. Dutch treat,
of course. If you're really trying to impress someone, the
unadvertised Porterhouse special in the fancy Redwood Grille
restaurant might bust your budget at around $20. But, heck,
if it's your last day before going to prison, live it up.
Ellis
Island - This little casino east of Bally's has
home-brewed root beer (yummy!) and a bang-up $6.99 steak
special. It's not on the menu, so you have to ask for it.
But, it's there and it's delightfully good, maybe the best
steak dinner $7 can buy you in this town. Plus they throw
in a micro-brew or root beer for gratis. Thursday nights,
the pizza joint in here has two-for-one slices, and you
can fill up for a couple bucks.
Four
Queens - Prime rib, once again. For $8 this one
is a pretty good meal. The coffee shop is nice and the slab
is a fair cut. Use the American Casino Guide two-for-one
and make it $4.
Gold
Coast - A decent steak, with a beer, onion rings,
texas toast, potato and baked beans for about $11 is at
the higher end of what we can afford, but it's a huge meal
and it's actually pretty good.
Gold Rush - A couple bucks will get you a steak and
eggs plus a penny in change any time of the day. The drawback
is that this little joint is way the heck out in Henderson,
where the middle-aged yuppies build their sacred stucco
communities. The good news is the place is stinky and smokey
enough that the yuppies keep out.
Klondike
- Any time you want a spaghetti dinner for a few bucks,
head out on Sunset toward Henderson. It smells like the
Gold Spike inside, looks like a dump, but the food is cheap
and the marinara is only a little watery.
Wildfire - During breakfast
hours, you can get a full breakfast with eggs, toast, bacon,
et al for under $2. At lunch time, they have a big burger
with fries for less than $3. And it actually isn't bad!
Graveyard
Specials
We won't pretend to have a
comprehensive list of graveyard deals. That's dang near
impossible to keep up to date and keep complete. But, here
are the best deals in town that we know about and that seem
to be there for a while. Plus, we don't list the late night
specials that actually aren't that special. Just the dirt
cheapest ones are here.
Arizona
Charlie's Decatur - After 11 p.m. the Sourdough Cafe has a few
full breakfasts for just $2.22. Pancakes, eggs, hash browns,
even french toast. Oo la la.
California
- For under four bucks after 11 p.m. you can get chicken
strips, a half-pound steak with frieds or potato, and--what's
this-- a banana fritter? That's weird, and cool, too. Sort
of like a roommate we used to have.
Ellis
Island - If you got two bucks (and tax) you can
enjoy yourself what we call "The Widowmaker",
which is two eggs, biscuits and gravy and then bacon or
sausage as a pleasant dessert. They will even call the ambulance
for you when your heart stops.
Gold
Coast - Ham and egss for only $2? It's true, so
long as you stay up until midnight. But not on Christma!
If you do, Santa will see you, and he'll eat your ham, then
your eggs, then leave you coal.
Orleans
- While Ellis Island has the Widowmaker, the Orleans simply
offers the more modest Widow-enabler with their $2 biscuits
and gravy. They also have a few other dishes for about $3-$4
like hamm or steak and eggs. Heck, at these prices, why
not get two? But only on weeknights after midnight.
South Point
- Late at night, after the children are tied to the bed,
sneak away with a loved one and treat yourself to the ultimate
in romantic indulgence: a range of dirt-cheap graveyard
specials, including steak and eggs for four bucks and other
full breakfasts for a couple of bucks. Nothing says I love
you more loudly or firmly. Well, except maybe a burp or
fart.
Sun
Coast - A decent breakfast
with pancake and eggs is only $2. Steak and eggs is another
dollar. But, hey, you're in Vegas and you gotta live it
up. Grandma's pills can wait until next month. After midnight
only.
Tuscany
- Man, we didn't even know this drowsy place stayed open
until midnight. Apparently it does, and for five hours in
the middle of the night you can get pancakes for a buck.
Or biscuits and gravy for two. If you got more money than
common sense, go ahead, splurge on the $3 steak and eggs.
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